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IN THE YEAR 1909 A YOUNG ROBOT WAS CREATED. A ROBOT SPECIFICALLY BUILT TO PERV OVER ANOTHER WELL KNOWN ROBOT NAMED THE STIG. THEY NAMED THIS ROBOT STACEYLALA HUNCKLE-BERK T-BANG-MANUEL 909. LAST THURSDAY THEY FORCED HER TO WORK WITH SOME OTHER ROBOTS SUVERING FROM SILICATE VAGINOSIS (AKA SANDY VAG) AT A MAJOR PUPPETIERING COMPANY NAMED KING KONG KINGDOM PUPPETS. THEY MADE HER HEAD OF PUPPET DISTRIBUTION AND THAT WAS THAT. STACEYLALA HB TBM909 WAS ALSO IN CHARGE OF MAINTAINING THE WEBSITE (WWW.KKKPUPPETS.ORG) AND SHE SECRETLY MADE LULZ ON LIVEJOURNAL AND MYSPACE WHEN NO ONE WAS LOOKING. EVERY OTHER FRIDAY THE COMPANY WOULD HOST A DANCE FOR THE WORKERS. BUT BECAUSE THE WORKERS WERE ALL ROBOTS, EVERYONE DID THE ROBOT AND IT WAS BORING. ONE DAY THOUGH, THEY PLAYED A SONG BY DAFT PUNK AND STACEYLALA HB TBM909 WAS BLOWN AROUND THE WORLD AND BACK AGAIN. DAFT PUNK ARE TWO ROBOTS FAMOUS FOR BEING FRENCH AND (MAYBE) HOMOSEXUAL. SHE LIKED THEM ALOT. SHE WENT OUT AND BOUGHT EVERY ALBUM AND SINGLE AND FILMS THEY MADE. EVERYDAY SHE WOULD BAKE TWO CUPCAKES AND GO TO FRANGE (WITH A G) AND LEAVE THEM ON THE DOOR STEP OF THEIR STUDIO, WITH A LITTLE NOTE SAYING: A CUPCAKE FOR THE OTTER AND A CUPCAKE FOR F1 WITHOUT WATER (ROFLCOPTER) AND ON THE NINTH OF EVERY MONTH SHE WOULD LEAVE A BAG OF MARSHMALLOWS FOR THE PAIR TO SHARE. MANY PEOPLE ARE OFTEN CONFUSED ABOUT THE MARSHMALLOWS AND THE NUMBER OF MARSHMALLOWS AND THEY OFTEN WRONGY ASUME THE THOMAS (AS IN THE OTTER) CAN FIT MOAR MARSHMALLOWS INTO HIS MOUFHOLE. IT IS IN FACT GUY-MANUEL (AS F1 WITHOUT THE WATER) WHO CAN FIT MOAR INTO HIS MOUFHOLE. SEVEN MOAR TO BE EXACT. ANYWAYS, THATS NOT THE POINT. THE POINT IS SHE LIKED THEM FUCKING LOADS. BUT THERE WAS ONE THING THAT SHE LOVED MORE THAN DAFT PUNK. MORE THAN ANYTHING INFACT.SHE LOVED THE STIG. SHE LOVED HIM IN THE RIGHT WAYS AND THE WRONG WAYS. BUT THE WRONG WAYS WERE OBVS MORE FUN. SHE WATCHED ALL THE TOPGEARS TO SEE HIM DRIVE REALLY REALLY QUICKLY AND BE DANGEROUS AND SHIT COZ IT MADE HER HAPPY. NO ONE ELSE IN THE WORLD EVER UNDERSTOOD HER FASINATION FOR THE MACHINE. NO REALLY THEY DIDN'T. BUT SHE DIDN'T CARE ONE BIT BECAUSE THAT MEANT THAT SHE COULD HAVE HIM ALL TO HERSELF TO LOVE AND STUFF. ONE DAY SHE WENT TO THE SHOP TO BUY SOME RIGARETTES (ROBOT CIGARETTES) AND HE WAS STANDING BEHIND THE COUNTER. IN A PAIR OF WHITE Y-FRONTS. HE SAID TO HER,
"STACEYLALA HB TBM909, YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE"
"FOR WHAT?" SHE QUESTIONED (IN HER SEXY VOICE OFC)
HE DID NOT SAY ANOTHER WORD. HE WENT AWAY FOR ABOUT TEN SECONDS AND CAME BACK FULLY CLOTHED IN HE'S LITTLE WHITE SUIT (^_^) AND HE TOOK HER BY THE HAND AND THEY WENT TO THE TOPGEAR TRACK AND LIVED HAPPILY EVERY AFTER. THE END.




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